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[10 Dec 2007|10:39pm] |
Everyone got my Christmas list, yes? I still have copies and can make more easily! Ducky has a Christmas list too, but it is shorter and I only send it out on request, except of course Rida got one! She is Ducky's godmother! Papa wants me to get rid of Ducky. He says Ducky would be happier in a pond in the park with other ducks, swimming and playing, but no. I do not agree. Ducky loves his Mama!
So, what is everyone getting me for Christmas? NO DO NOT TELL ME! I just have to ask because I am so terribly curious. Just talk amongst yourselves somewhere and make sure I can not hear! DO NOT GET ME THE SAME THING SOMEONE ELSE IS GETTING ME!! It is worse than re-gifting! Which I also hate! Only I may re-gift and only terribly presents!
I must go shopping soon. Someone should come with me! I know Rida is busy, but if she wanted to, she could come! YOU COULD! But if she is busy, then I really really really need a shopping buddy. Mama is too busy being pregnant to shop for me for Christmas and Papa is busy working, so it is my job to do the family Christmas shopping! Who wants to be my personal Christmas elf? We can eat anywhere you want for lunch and dinner! Only is must be good and not be full of couples or crazy birds. There are rules, you know! This is all very serious!!
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[25 Oct 2007|01:05pm] |
I'm back! I was off on a secret get away with my best friend, but now I am back and so is she but I'm not supposed to tell people that and completely available for outtings and dates! You know, it was brilliant in Spain THE PLACE WE WENT! Rida's cousin NOT Rida's cousin Pio is a great dancer and so fit! He is a little old for me, but I like older men! Not old like Papa or anything, of course.
Mama is nutters and I'm going to stay at home with her and Papa until she has the baby I think. I might go visit Japan for a week or so eventually. I miss my cousins and Papa doesn't want me inviting them over while Mama is pregnant. I can go out though! I'm at my cousin's house now in fact and we've been watching scary Muggle movies and I'm scared to sleep by myself! What is Freddie gets me? Or Jason! JASON! YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS THIS KILLER BLOKE!! MICHEAL DOES TOO!! YOU BOTH KILL TEENAGERS THAT SHAG!! I love Muggle movies, but these are bloody scary! I wish I was watching these with a boy and not silly old Kathy! She is too jumpy. OH MERLIN, SOMETHING JUST MOVED OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!! I'M GOING BACK NOW AWAY FROM WINDOWS!!
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[28 Sep 2007|11:46am] |
I saw that Yuki and Anthony were remembering people and you know what I think? I think they are silly! I mean, sure, remembering friends and whatever the boys consider that topless lady is nice I guess, but family is what we should think about if we're going to start reminiscing, it should be about people we are blood related to because those are the really important ones. Like Aunt Jane died and Yuki did not even tell me when he got the letter! He told me about Papa's promotion, but when I was rifling through his things straightening up his room for him, I found the letter! Yukihito Summerby, I hate you. You can go rot somewhere. Mama's baby will be my new favourite since then I will not be obligated to have you as my favourite sibling anymore, so there!
In more pleasant things, I got my shoes clean of owl poo. Breakfast was yummy. I am going to go butter up the House Elves to let me make cupcakes to make myself feel better before Transfiguration.
( Private )
[Hexed VERY Private from Max]
I wanted to ask Max to do stuff with me, she is not crazy or anything, right? That was just a one time deal, yes?
[/Hexed]
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[22 Aug 2007|12:07am] |
RIDA! FARIDA PEARLE RIVERS WHERE IN MERLIN'S NAME ARE YOU? YOU ARE NOT IN YOUR ROOM RIDA! YOU ARE NOT IN OUR ROOM! DO YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT? BECAUSE I SCREAMED THIS MORNING VERY VERY LOUDLY AND THE OTHER GIRLS JUMPED UP AND YOU DID NOT!! WHY DID YOU NOT JUMP UP? BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT THERE!!
FISH! FISH IN MY BED!!! DEAD SODDING FISH! EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY PEOPLE!!
Okay okay okay. Okay. I'm calm. I'm calm. Look. There were fish in my bed this morning. FISH. Big fat smelly ones and little guppy ones and nasty ugly ones with whiskers and they were DEAD and they were on my covers and IN MY COVERS AND JUST EVERYWHERE! A NASTY GIANT CATFISH WAS RIGHT ON MY PILLOW! DUCKY TRIED TO SAVE ME BUT THERE WERE TOO MANY!
Bloody Merlin, I'm not sleeping there! Someone get rid of those sodding fish right this instant!! RANDY! RANDY YOU ARE HEAD BOY DO SOMETHING PLEASE? AND THE SMELL TOO!!
This really isn't a joke!! If Euan someone did this a I'm going to kill them! I'VE BEEN BATHING ALL MORNING AND CAN'T STOP SMELLING LIKE FISH!
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[18 Jul 2007|12:01am] |
Heeeeeeeeeey everyone! Um, Rida is not happy right now so seriously STOP PICKING FIGHTS AND CAUSING TROUBLE OR I WILL PERSONALLY KICK EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU IN THE BULLOCKS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? GOOD. Good.
Micheal. You are my favourite alumni. Whatever you are on, stop it. Is it drugs? DRUGS ARE BAD MICHEAL! YOU AND ANTHONY MUST STOP SMOKING OR SNORTING OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE DOING!
Grant. I don't know. I'm making you a blanket. I will drop it by later. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR HAND STUMP WHATEVER SERIOUSLY!! I WILL CRY!!
Yuki. Don't. Just do not talk to Rida. She will physically hurt you. We are not Asian if she asks, we are British. ROSS! YOU TOO! YOU ARE SCOTTISH! Not Asian.
Jason. You neither. You are a little French and she hate French people. WAIT YOU ARE HIS FRIEND! REALLY DO NOT TALK TO HER BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUSLY ALL HIS FAULT!!
Euan. Go ahead and talk to her because she hates everyone right now. Especially people with penises!
Colin. Um. What you think she is doing is not the case! You really should avoid her for a while.
YOU. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. DO NOT EVEN LOOK AT RIDA OR I WILL PULL OUT YOUR HAIR AND KICK YOU SO HARD YOU WILL NEVER HAVE RICH BASTARD CHILDREN! BUKKOROSHITE YARU ZO*!
[*I'm going to beat you to a pulp]
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[09 Jul 2007|11:42pm] |
Oooooow my legs hurt! I was cycling for so long! I got this shiny bicycle from Madam Hooch, who isn't that scary when she isn't yelling at you to SIT ON THE BROOM LITTLE LADY! IT IS NOT SO BAD! She lied, it's dreadful. I hate flying!! Cycling is brilliant fun though! It's much better because your feet can touch the ground if you want! The one they loaned me is bright blue and has a bell that I can ding when people are in my way! SERIOUSLY EVERYONE! MOVE WHEN I DING AT YOU! I AM NOT GOOD WITH THE BRAKES!
I am sorry to anyone I might have hit, dinging, and appeared to pursue. Rida says I need to apologise for chasing Euan but I wasn't! He kept moving and I wanted to tell him something! I was just trying to ask him where Vicky was and if he thought that somehow that was chasing and my politely calling after him was screaming something crude, well that just isn't my fault! BUT I AM LUCKY TO BE ALIVE PEOPLE! I almost hit Filch! I kept dinging and I think he might be deaf or something because he wouldn't move and then I swerved and almost hit Mrs. Norris and swerved again and went right into the lake! It was awful, I was so wet! I'm going to shower and clean up my knee! I scraped it on a rock. The bicycle is fine, I hid it because it is my special personal bicycle! It even has streamers! I wish I had a card so I could put it in the spokes so it would make that really neat sound!!
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[26 Jun 2007|12:42pm] |
( PRIVATE!! )
I HATE YOU YUKI!! I HOPE THE NEW BABY REPLACES YOU!
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[21 Jun 2007|12:42pm] |
ALL MY ACCESSORIES ARE GONE! ALL OF THEM! EVERYTHING!! YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND!! EVERYTHING. E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. YES THAT WAS ME SCREAMING THIS MORNING STUPID YUKI AND YOU CAN JUST DEAL WITH IT!
Everything. EVERYTHING! That is a lot of money gone! Do you know how much I had to beg and cry to get most of those things? Do you have any idea how much I've had to save for those things? Okay, okay, a lot of it was cheap, but do you have any idea how much of the cheap stuff I had? There was also a necklace that Mama bought for me when I started at Hogwarts! These are MY things! I tore this room apart and even tried to check the boys' room, but Rida wouldn't let me and we had to go take our Charms exam. Professor Flitwick patted my head and I cried! I'm killing someone!!
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[13 Jun 2007|11:35pm] |
Okay everybody! Romilda and my birthday is Saturday and it'll be super fun! I've been so bored of studying, so I made a list of people who had better come or I'll kick them. No, it will not be in the shin!
1. Micheal! Really, I know you have been down so as long as I get a nice present and a good apology, then I will not be so very mad.
2. Randy! Seriously. Seriously. I'll kick you very hard otherwise. VERY HARD.
3. Not Euan! Hmmm, I do not like the number three so there will not be a name here!
4. Ross! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! I know your pendant and jewelry are gone, but you can borrow any of mine you'd like!! You can borrow a swim suit or anything too!
5. Colin and Jocelin! Colin, you NEED some fun!! Jocelin too! It's after your tests are all done, wouldn't you love to relax?
6. Jason! I don't know if you're fighting with Vicky or not, but you should come anyway. I do adore Vicky and it is Romilda's party too, but you must come!
7. Wayne! He's already getting me a really great present so he has to be there!!
Everyone else, well I just know you'll be there!! I just feel like I should call certain people out because it is my nature to give warning.
So what is everyone getting me? A kiss? A boyfriend? A pet??
DON'T FORGET IT'S BY THE WATER SO WEAR A SUIT!
EDIT!
8. RIDA PEARLE RIVERS!!
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[17 May 2007|10:34am] |
HEY! HEY EVERYBODY but not Euan!! Has anyone seen a really pretty silver bracelet with lots of cute charms? Please, if you have, return it to Rida! She's my best friend and going nuts over not having her bracelet. We searched all over Ravenclaw dorms! Sorry about the mess Jocelin, we promise to help clean it up! AND JASON!! YOU NEED TO HIDE YOUR NAUGHTY THINGS BETTER! Duncan mind find them and his mind is fragile!
IF EUAN OR HIS CAT ANYONE OR THEIR CAT MIGHT HAVE STOLEN THIS BRACELET OR MIGHT KNOW WHERE IT IS YOU BETTER TELL ME WRITE NOW!!
My little tummy is so hungry for sweets. I miss Granny Summerbye's cookies.
Edit!! I misspelled my own name and other things! This is how flustered I am! Also, I thought I saw Max's socks but it was someone's underwear. SO HAS ANYONE LEFT RAINBOW KNICKERS UNDER THE COUCH IN THE COMMON COMMON'S ROOM??
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[24 Apr 2007|09:28pm] |
I'm so upset about Colin! How did it happen? I'd really like to know what happened and get in there to see him. Even if he's asleep. I've been knitting for him and would LIKE to go visit and at least sit with him or something. Oh no, it was a scarf at first but now it's much too long. Maybe I'll make him a nice knit blanket. I'll still use Gryffindor colours, of course! They look best on him. They looked excellent on Harry Potter as well, but much better on Colin! I wish Harry was here, I'm sure they'd have let him in to see Colin. JOCELIN! They've let you see him, haven't they? You're Head Girl, they can't stop you, right? This is so annoying! He is a delicate sweet boy! He needs his friends!!
I feel bad for going to Micheal's party now. I had fun, of course! I pulled Rida off of people's laps a couple of times, but I don't remember much else. How embarrassing. One of the girl's told me that I climbed up on Omar's lap with Rida at one point and kept talking about her not paying attention to me. OMAR! I am so sorry!! I didn't kiss anyone again, did I? I really shouldn't drink at those parties. I had a bloody awful hangover the next morning. Then when I went to bed, Rida wasn't there! Where were you. Rida?? We didn't know were you were and the girls don't cuddle right!!
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[25 Mar 2007|04:46pm] |
For anyone curious, Jason Samuels and Peregrin Derrick are prats. I am not on their little list willingly and do not respect any claims had upon myself or my friend Rida as accurate. I have already dealt with Jason personally. If any of you spots Peregrin Derrick around school, you send him my way. I have some words for him. And violent actions. Jocelin, you do not see this, right?
See, I have Rida's back, just like when we were little! I have always watched out for her, like when she got drunk and when she made friends with a wild cat and when she peed her name in the snow. We used to bath together all the time! We have done everything together because Papa and Miss Fiona are good friends from school. Mama even said they dated!
I know people are bored, so I have a solution! I was sketching and worked out a pattern for simple but cute blouses. If any ladies are interested, just tell me and I'll owl them to you tonight! I don't have that much sewing supplies, but you might be able to ask the House Elves in you catch them in a good mood? It's been hard to do that recently I know. I have my ways, so if you're extra nice to me then maybe I could help getting things as well.
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[01 Feb 2007|03:34am] |
I am such a romantic! Yes, yes I am! I love February! It is the time when girls give their favourite boys special gifts! Actually that's just Japan. Then they have White Day when the girls get gifts. Since we're all stuck here, I do not expect White Day presents well maybe from Toma. I would love anyone that sent me admiring chocolates, of course!
Though I am a sweet single girl, I am having an outting with a very dear friend of mine. He said he'd even make me a card. That doesn't sound like much, but Toma really is an excellent artists, you know. He even said that he'd make a couple of cards for me to give to my girl friends! Isn't he so sweet?
So what is everyone else doing? There are quite a few couples around, so don't forget silencing charms and contraceptive charms! OH! Condoms are good too! We don't need babies running around Hogwarts! Be careful everyone.
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[21 Dec 2006|09:05pm] |
I hate my brother. No, no, I really do. This stupid journal has been in his stupid trunk for months. MONTHS!!! Since bloody August! He grabbed it instead of his when he was leaving I guess. I HATE HIM NOW! I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIS GIRL PROBLEMS ANYMORE! WHY DO GIRLS LIKE HIM? HE IS GROSS AND A PERVERT WORSE THAN THAT CREEPY OLD MAN THAT AYUMI WENT TO LOVE HOTELS WITH! THAT IS PERVERTED!! I can't stand him!
So I don't like this barrier. Not at all. The whole thing is stupid and I know the Ministry is outside trying to get in here and help us. Why wouldn't they be? Hogwarts has some of the finest young wizards in all of the United Kingdom, people. Someone knows we're stuck and they are working on it. You can even quote me on that.
Right then, Christmas is coming up. If anyone needs something made for their little girlfriend or boyfriend, well, you should have told me sooner. I'm still open for commissions. I knit. I sew. I embroider, but it costs extra. I ask that for sewing projects you supply me with material unless it's small. Headbands and ties are what I call small. Skirts are not small. I do not do lingerie for cheap.
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[23 Aug 2006|02:56pm] |
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My stupid big brother is gone. Officially. He's out. Gone. Good bye. So long. Don't let the door hit ya' where the dog should have bit ya'. I heard that on the telly once and couldn't stop giggling. I know it's a bit base, but it's still a fun phrase. But yes! He's gone! His stuff is gone! I locked the dog in his room just a moment ago so I could clean up all the hair and make that creature understand that that room is his room. Not mine, Yuki's. Because Yukihito Summerby is GONE!
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[07 Aug 2006|10:17pm] |
I apoligize for my worthless brother. If he insulted anyone, feel free to do so back at him. I insist.
( I'm not my brother. )
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[30 Jul 2006|06:14pm] |
I'm absolutely restless. I need to get out of this bloody apartment. Mum's been home a lot recently, and it's odd. Yukihito's been out constantly shopping for his trip, so good riddance to that old git. I won't miss him. Not immediately. He still went to Pansy Parkinson and Daphne Greengrass's party without me. How was I to know I had to ask for an invitation? It's better if I didn't go anyway. It's probably all older people that'll just think of me as Yuki's kid sister. I'm much more than that, you realize. I'm intelligent, sneaky, cunning, they nearly put me in Slytherin you know, but I'm more of a bookworm than anyhting, I suppose. It's not like I mind, I'm in a very noble house.
Oh, I do need to get out. Is anyone up for a day out with me? I'd rather not spend more time with mum unless I want to go crazy.
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[20 Jul 2006|03:44pm] |
Mum finally bought me a journal. She said with my scores that I more than deserved it. Unlike Yuki who barely got that job of his. At least he'll be moving out! Mum says that we'll have to leave his room how it is though, so no sewing room for me. This is very unfortunate. However, I'll just have to get over it and live on! I'll work on my parents after he's been gone long enough. I'm very cunning, you know. I was this close to being a Slytherin but luckily no. I don't know how well I'd fit in there. I like sunshine and living in a dungeon doesn't appeal to me.
Oh, schools nearly here again. We picked up some new uniforms and robes. Mum bought me a dress. It's not my style, but that's really because of how grown up it looks. She says I need a couple like that though. Yet she won't by me any of the dresses I want from Auntie's shop in Japan. Those are so much cuter. I did finally talk her into a couple of pairs of really funky tights. They're great!
So why are boys so gross? I mean, seriously, sex dreams? With TWO girls doing things? That's someone with an undersexed libido trying to compensate. That sounds about right at least. Witch's Weekly said something along those lines at least. Men fantasize when they're lacking? I don't know, I probably shouldn't read those articles. Dad gives me funny looks when he sees me reading them and says I should just go back to reading The Wandering Witches World Wisetails and silly things like that.
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